Visa Interview in Arabia :

Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Aziz

Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul : Oh.......dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast...